To the “To Whom it May Concern” of Winco Foods,
I would like to file a complaint against the newest employee of your establishment. Not only did they refuse to move out of the way so I could get the produce I needed, but they also scared the living wits out of me.
I would like to submit the idea of reestablishing criteria for the employees you hire. Please take my advice into consideration. Thank you for your time.
A “close to a heart attack” customer,
Kate
Let me zoom in for dramatic effects.
3 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now that's funny!..I was getting ready to see a picture of a big fat burly man...but I guess it was just a little tweety!!! ;)
Brooke says: (this is her solution, straight from her mouth)
Put a sign on it with a bird on it with an x on it on the front door and on the back door. And also, then birds wont come into the store.
What a good idea Brookie!!! You should really go into business...
Funny.
But I still chose Winco and it's birds 100% of the time over Walmart and its WEIRDOS!
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